Treky Help Needed ...

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I'm off to a Star Trek convention.
    I would like to dress as 'Blaaark', the Romulan warrior from series 4, episode 5 (Star Date 10.963).
    I have made the costume from a parka, a stripy shirt & a hillards box ... but I would like to know how to fashion a 'life-like' model of the anti-matter makey uppy weapon that was used.

    Should I:

    (a) Get a life
    (b) Grow up
    (c) Make it from a toilet roll & sticky backed plastic
    (d) Download 'my life is awful, I think I'll create another one' from the internet
    (e) Walk into a US school & gun down dozens of innocent people
    (f) Have full unprotected penetrative sexual intercourse with a woman
    (g) Be less like Jay
    (h) Douse myself in petrol & roll about on a bonfire
    (i) Infiltrate the 'Federation' and destroy the treaty between the Klingons and the Romulans (in my mind)
    (j) Pop to Tesco's and get a chicken & bacon wrap
    (k) Dedicate my life to telling all Star Wars & Star Trek fans that it's not real & they are even more sad than Oscar
    (l) Not do anything, I really can't be bothered

    Answers on a postcard to:

    Johnny Babsa
    Scotland/Barnsley
    1 African Dress Road
    Liposuctionborough
    Mentallyunstableworth
    OXY5 P45
     
  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Have you received that special pic yet ?
     
  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    No.

    But I can't wait to get the picture of the pot plant you have promised me.
    It will make a wonderful gift for my Nan.
    Right before I smother her with a pillow (need a bit more cash for Xmas).

    I must clean the streets.
     
  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: No.

    Once she's smoothered be sure to sell all her posessions on here.
     
  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: No.

    Smoothered. Proper lol
     
  6. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Good idea.

    I might 'smoother' her with a steam roller.

    And you are wrong.
    I don't want to sell her possessions on this site, I want her cash.
    I will then ask people on here what type of things I can buy myself with the money she leaves me in the Will I faked.

    All in an Indian stylee.
    In a Focus.
    With a Digital Camera.
    Without a pram.
    Sideways.
    In a soup.
    On a stick.
    Au gratin.
    Avec croutons.
    And a 1997 bottle of Sauternes.
     
  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Good idea.

    In a Council House.
     
  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Good idea.

    At the training ground.

    Of a Brazilian team.
    Sao Paolo.
    Or maybe Corinthians.
     
  9. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Me and AIRy's dog.............

    ....went as Captain Slog and his big black dog.

    I had to shove a pillow up my shirt to get a proper Shatner on.
     

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