I'm off to a Star Trek convention. I would like to dress as 'Blaaark', the Romulan warrior from series 4, episode 5 (Star Date 10.963). I have made the costume from a parka, a stripy shirt & a hillards box ... but I would like to know how to fashion a 'life-like' model of the anti-matter makey uppy weapon that was used. Should I: (a) Get a life (b) Grow up (c) Make it from a toilet roll & sticky backed plastic (d) Download 'my life is awful, I think I'll create another one' from the internet (e) Walk into a US school & gun down dozens of innocent people (f) Have full unprotected penetrative sexual intercourse with a woman (g) Be less like Jay (h) Douse myself in petrol & roll about on a bonfire (i) Infiltrate the 'Federation' and destroy the treaty between the Klingons and the Romulans (in my mind) (j) Pop to Tesco's and get a chicken & bacon wrap (k) Dedicate my life to telling all Star Wars & Star Trek fans that it's not real & they are even more sad than Oscar (l) Not do anything, I really can't be bothered Answers on a postcard to: Johnny Babsa Scotland/Barnsley 1 African Dress Road Liposuctionborough Mentallyunstableworth OXY5 P45
No. But I can't wait to get the picture of the pot plant you have promised me. It will make a wonderful gift for my Nan. Right before I smother her with a pillow (need a bit more cash for Xmas). I must clean the streets.
Good idea. I might 'smoother' her with a steam roller. And you are wrong. I don't want to sell her possessions on this site, I want her cash. I will then ask people on here what type of things I can buy myself with the money she leaves me in the Will I faked. All in an Indian stylee. In a Focus. With a Digital Camera. Without a pram. Sideways. In a soup. On a stick. Au gratin. Avec croutons. And a 1997 bottle of Sauternes.
Me and AIRy's dog............. ....went as Captain Slog and his big black dog. I had to shove a pillow up my shirt to get a proper Shatner on.