Just had the whole "can I borrow a cup of sugar and also can you look at my heating" line from the new girl who's just moved in across the hall. Talk about a blubbering wreck!
Combi boiler, timing was all to ****. Oh her. Mid 20's, slim, suitably blessed, shoulder length straight dark hair, eyes to die for. Cracking ass.
Combi boiler, timing was all to ****. Oh her. Mid 20's, slim, suitably blessed, shoulder length straight dark hair, eyes to die for. Cracking ass.
2 options.... </p> A. Don't fix the boiler, tell her you need to get some advice froma pal who's a heating engineer... its gonna be minus degrees tonight, invite her round for a nice meal.. crank your heating up full boar.... her flat will be like Siberia, when she comes over to yours she'll immediately feel all warm and cosy... and voila... You'll be sharing her toothbrush before you know it..</p> B. Fix the boiler, act like Mr Nice Guy and take her a bottle of wine and a welcome to your new home card. Thenlater in the week tell her YOUR boiler has broken and iis gonna take a few days to fix.Knock on her door late,ish on wrapped up in a blanket, shivvering like a shiteing Greyhound...guaranteed she'll take sympathy and invite you in...This way might take a bit longer but the same results..</p> Either way you ought to be in before the end of the week !!!</p>
what if she's a big barnsley fan and is in fact a fully fledged daily participant of this fans forum???? then she would have read your inappropriate comments and might play you like a harp, then rod you off!! let me know if your not up to it and i will call around and give the boiler a good servicing!!