I think what it means is that Hemsworth Tyke decapitated him after training with an axe, having found out the trialist hadn't come from Man City or Arsenal's academy.
Hehe. Once our new owners have Hecky incinerated for the crime of signing crap players but not making the best use of a brilliant squad and replace him with an up and coming young coach from Ronaldo's ball sack then we'll be golden. Showers.
Think it's Jerome Slew (younger brother of Jordan). About 19/20 I think. Was considered a better prospect at a young age but was released by blunts academy. Just won a penalty for U23s
Jordan Slew looked an amazing prospect seven years ago. Very surprised to see he's ended up as a League 1 toiler.