Try this joke without the need of it being edited; Knock Knock

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  1. ian

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Agad
    Agad who?
    Push Pineapple, shake the tree
     
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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?
    Howard,
    Howard who?
    Howard I know.
     
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    Re: Knock Knock

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    With.
    With who?
    With whom.
     
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    Re: Knock Knock

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    Cheryl Cole.
    Cheryl Cole who?
    That's show business.
     
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    Re: Knock Knock

    what a **** thread.....FACT
     
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    there speaks the voice of reason......Not FACT

    keep it up boys, need a chortle, this board is depressing today...roll on Sat'day
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    if you think this is depressing i feel you may be suicidal after saturday!!!
     
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    Re: Knock Knock

    For one brief naive moment, I thought this might be the first ever post from thereev that I enjoyed reading. But of course more criticism, his life must be so miserable, poor thing. I have long suspected he is a Wednesday fan.
     
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    I got woken up last when some books fell on my head...

    I've only got my shelf to blame :)
     

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