TV adverts that make you want to smash your TV up!

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  1. Red

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    The Wonga W*nkers one does my swede in
     
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    Rapid solicitors.
     
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    Adverts for finance featuring toothless simpletons

    Adverts for brands every bleeder in world knows exists like Coke, McD.
    Why?
     
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    National accident helpline.

    I'm thinking of running my own:

    Had an accident, slipped, got run over? Well you're a clumsy *******! Get over it!
     
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    I don't mind the meerkats but that sad ginger tw@t that's just started appearing with them I could happily punch until my hands hurt
     
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    The one at the minute for one of the soap powders or fabric conditioners or something, Daz maybe? With the lad working on his car and his dad being an annoying lovely person just because his t-shirt is dirty. Not sure who the advert is aimed at but who interrupts their son, whilst doing a dirty job, to go buy fabric conditioner urgently? sh!te advert that puts me in a sh!te mood.
     
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    I only watch BBC, I'm determined to get full value for my licence fee...
     
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    The BBC are pretty bad for advertising, some programmes just feel like one long advert for Apple products.
     
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    Rarely see any as we watch most stuff via Sky+
     
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    Any product that is new and improved - for instance toothpaste, fabric cleaner or DAZ.

    So, you're trying to tell me your product now does the job it was always supposed to do, then what have you been selling me for the last 30 years.

    Toothpaste has always worked perfectly as far as your ads are concerned, now you're telling me it hasn't and that I need to buy your new ****. **** off, I'll buy the bog standard stuff at 50p less and live with it.
     
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    Confused dot com and go compare cause me to self harm, so much so I need to take out some insurance.
     
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    ******* Postcode Lottery!!!
     
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    "Ey up it's Colin" makes me cringe.
    Also i would have Underdog put down.
     
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    all of them, especially when I watch to watch a programm and not 10mins of program for a 15 min advert to come on then another 10mins of program.
    of the ones that the program has been on for 4 mins to go to a ****ing advert
     
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