Just received an email from a generous person saying that if I print off an address label that they attach to the email, take it to ANY post office, then a parcel is waiting for me there. I wonder if it could possibly be the 2 million pounds that Mr Obingi Obijuwo said he would send me. Which post office do you think I should go to? I'm all excited now.
Oh strewth I thought I was the only one who'd got this. I hope my boss will let me withdraw my resignation.