Two things we learned from today's match.

Joe Cole can win us games if we get the ball to him.

We can quickly undo the good work Cole's been involved with.

 

The two things I learned from todays match

1- we've no chance of winning the cup
2- if we do then I will do a Dragon Tyke arse show on the town hall steps.

 

3. Theo Walcott's not going to get a game!

 

That's three things. We're only allowed to learn two, otherwise it all gets a bit complicated.

 

But I didn't learn those 2 - does that mean I have to have a resit and watch it again?

 

You can't resit.

It means you've failed. You're a big failure. You are Steve Parkin and I claim my £5.