Ugly footballers

The Championship 2006...

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/Squad2006C.asp

...needs updating, obviously.

 

We only got one and he's left????

Proves no one is paying attention

 

Neil Austin would fit in well on there!

 

Most of our team would!! nt

 

Wot about Andy payton he was a bonny bugger and no mistake.

 

Mattis

 

lets think about this objectively

I'l go 1st

Reid P - dracula lookalike
Eckersley - the flying pig (Not a bad thing, thinking of having a special balloon made to wave when & if he scores)
Dev - scariest eyes I've ever seen, they outweigh the almost Chettlesque legs
Austin - YL your reyt not a bonny beggar
The sainted Bobby - outstanding foot brain, but probably the 1st real triple bagger since Mogs

There are your starters.... come on ladies do your worst

 

RE: lets think about this objectively

Devaney...the lads call his scream cos he's got a face like a scream mask!
Antony Kay...got the fatest head I have ever seen!
Dale Tonge...looks like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber!

 

RE: lets think about this objectively

Blimey. No wonder Georgi called you a load of dogs way you lasses are tearing into the lads!

 

RE: lets think about this objectively

to be fair he was no stunner himself!

 

Romanian orphan lookalike .... bless

Mind Lars Leese brought his mates over from germany cos Tarn was full of semi naked beauties according to his infamous book

 

RE: Romanian orphan lookalike .... bless

hahaha he means slappers nearly showing everything on a night! and beauties cos tarn lasses shave unlike counterparts in homeland!

 

Barry Conlon

looked like a third tit at the players dinner last year... and aye Dev does do a helluva Munch impression. Nowt worse than being introduced to someone, finding yersen staring cos they are no where as near as attractive as they look running round stripped to the waist. Maybe only a double bagger tho

 

RE: lets think about this objectively

We're not tearing into 'em. Just stating that we've had nowt decent to look at for yonks. Last time we had some nice eye candy was when Sasa Illic was with us. </p>

</p>

 

RE: Romanian orphan lookalike .... bless

ur probably reyt mate! can I just say I wasn't one of em!!

 

Aye special Friday night outing of the razor

No taches & whiskers in tarn

 

You musta been sat behind him when he was close

and at the far end when he was facing!

 

RE: Barry Conlon

1st time I saw mcparland, I thought he was another who must have fallen out of the ugly tree!

 

RE: lets think about this objectively

Well look in stands for yer men folk then! Mean to be watchin footy not gettin horny!lol and you the one tellin us off for having fun with the Keeeley Hazel lady!haha

 

RE: You musta been sat behind him when he was close

Nah, had good views of all angles and I wouldn't kick him out of bed!