"Uncle Russ?" the child said, looking up at me with snot...........

dangling of the end of his nose, "what's a Welsh w@nker?" "Well" says I, "see that chap standing just outside the nearest dugout, thats one, "oh" he murmured, "not much of a fun day is it uncle Russ?", this delicate conversation was underway just as they broke for the third goal.
Welcome to my World Adam.

 

You should post that to the club.

(chinny)