tha's washed em ?? tha's washed em ?? cant they just be turned inside out , you might have washed the luck out of em !
They certainly passed the test As I recall you were suffering from loose bowels that day. They call it 'durchfall' in German. Get used to it I say.
RE: They certainly passed the test Looked like the contents of a Campbells Meatballs Tin had been opened into them.
The wife had it once.... ... when we were driving back from Austria. I couldn't remember the correct name when it came to buying stuff from the chemists so I said "Riesen Shuss"..... or Traveller's Splash. The chemist twigged straight off.
Hang on - You told me you wear a nappy all the time these days. Something to do with the Amal Nitrate making your arse baggier than a shirt sleeve.
Macc Lads - Dan's Underpants lyrics (Expletives deleted) We all went down New Delih, We had too much curry and aching bellies Beater got gut rot and puked on the floor Stez Styx banging on sh*thouse door. I says, come on lads and eat up your Bombay duck, We're going to find some girls who'll give us a decent Alka seltzer Now Dan said he knew of this party, so we drove over there Belching and f*rting. Stez nicked some cans of beer, And Dan sh*t himself, he had diarrhoea. He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance." And he goes upstairs to change his underpants. Now he opens the window, wipes his ass, And throws the offending bags on the grass. He shouts "everybody come and look at this, They're streaked with sh*t and they're stained with p*ss, But don't look at me, they're not flipping mine." But his loving mum had sewn his flipping name inside
