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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    (1) Who is the current joey of the board?
    (2) Have we signed a centre half yet?
    (3) Is loving still in fashion?
    (4) Is Windy still always right?
    (5) Has Dirk impregnated anyone from the BBS?
    (6) Is Davey still **** / great / **** / mental?
    (7) Who was on the grassy knoll?
    (8) Has that Celebrity Monkey thing fecked off yet?
    (9) Is Jay still in his own world?

    And my favourite question:

    (10) What's going on with someone contacting people's places of work ... and is it the same person who contacted my previous employer?

    Answers on a postcard to:

    Stevey Taylor
    c/o Everyone thinks it's Windy
    Alwaysright Street
    Soapboxton
    South Cockendshire
     
  2. Gue

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    (5)

    You know I have.
     
  3. Isl

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    I've put on a bit of weight, that's all.
     
  4. Gue

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    Don't be touchy about it.
     
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: (5)

    Jay doesn't count.
    He gave birth to a big poo ... and it's now our main striker - Kayo, Kayo, Kayo.

    This BBS needs more lesbians.
    Fit lesbians.
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: (5)

    Kayo's been away to a Tibetan Monks refuge, being fed raw liver and shown photos of the nets at Wembley. He's our main man now sithi.
     
  7. The Full Ponty

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    He's a footballing version of Graham Hick.

    Get's 378 not out against Lincolshire 5th XI, but in a proper match he looks like he's never held a bat.

    Anyway - back to the lesbians.
     

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