(1) Who is the current joey of the board? (2) Have we signed a centre half yet? (3) Is loving still in fashion? (4) Is Windy still always right? (5) Has Dirk impregnated anyone from the BBS? (6) Is Davey still **** / great / **** / mental? (7) Who was on the grassy knoll? (8) Has that Celebrity Monkey thing fecked off yet? (9) Is Jay still in his own world? And my favourite question: (10) What's going on with someone contacting people's places of work ... and is it the same person who contacted my previous employer? Answers on a postcard to: Stevey Taylor c/o Everyone thinks it's Windy Alwaysright Street Soapboxton South Cockendshire
RE: (5) Jay doesn't count. He gave birth to a big poo ... and it's now our main striker - Kayo, Kayo, Kayo. This BBS needs more lesbians. Fit lesbians.
RE: (5) Kayo's been away to a Tibetan Monks refuge, being fed raw liver and shown photos of the nets at Wembley. He's our main man now sithi.
He's a footballing version of Graham Hick. Get's 378 not out against Lincolshire 5th XI, but in a proper match he looks like he's never held a bat. Anyway - back to the lesbians.