Valentines idea gents… (adult humour)

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    So like I do all the time guys

    a pair of slippers and a vibrator….

    if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go **** herself…

    (please note, no offence to was intended)
     
    Kev b, Feb 10, 2022
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    Mrs sent this card to me last year.

    A FEW WORDS TO
    DESCRIBE YOU

    WONDERFUL
    AWESOME
    NiCE
    KIND
    EASYGOING
    REMARKABLE

    OH WOULD YOU
    LOOK AT THAT
    AN ACRONYM.
    I TOTALLY DID NOT
    SEE THAT UNTIL NOW.
     
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    I've booked a table for Monday night. She probably doesn't even like snooker.
     
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    I’ve told the mrs I’ve been looking at flights today, I never seen her so excited over darts,
     
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    what about these bad boys :D
     
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    If they said Ugg on the side they'd probably sell millions.
     
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    “It’s Valentine’s Day love, pack your bags”
    “Are we going on holiday?”
    “No love, just pack your bags.”
     
    Tonjytyke, Feb 11, 2022
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