Vampires.

Just been to bin and there was one stood there in the dark Pointy teeth and everything.Told him to leave and made a cross with my fingers and he just turned and walked away all like..well..nonchalant. Amazing.

 

We get 'em round our way all the time

They're a bloody nuisance to be honest.

 

RE: We get 'em round our way all the time

Thought you would be okay in your parts with all the garlic hanging around.

 

must be loads in Wombwell

all the young 'ens have got hickys on their necks

 

RE: We get 'em round our way all the time

I think it's the wine that attracts them. If you can't get blood then you might as well settle for a decent Nuits St Georges.

 

RE: We get 'em round our way all the time

They must be the Anne Rice stylee vampires around your area. Him who I just bumped into looked as though he would have settled for a can of Blackthorns or even ... at a push.. a bottle of 20/20 mad dog. The scruffy get.

 

RE: We get 'em round our way all the time

Yeah, you get a lot of the successful Paris vampires coming down to their country haunts for the weekend. You know the sort - all stubble and designer trenchcoats. It's terrible really - they don't put anything into the local community. It's the local vampires I feel sorry for.