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My bloody house is infested with mice!!</p>

Mouse ***** everywhere and rattling in the wall cavities of a night.</p>

Got one of them there ultrasonic gizmo's but I'm not convinced.</p>

 

"Ultrasonic gizmo" - what are you doing - checking if they are pregnant!?

Get thisen a cat.

 

Al send ar lass, frightens owt to deeath

 

Had a problem with the little bleeders myself earlier in the year. Get some of those old fashioned wodden spring loaded traps. I found baiting them with raisins worked a treat. Don't make the mistake I did at the start though of setting them too firm. Set them on a hair trigger & you'll catch the lot in a few days.

 

Do you want to borrow our cats?

They're fab at mouse catching. They even eat them so you don't even have to dispose of the bodies!

 

Yours is a new build?

 

Whatever you do,

don't get them bloody horrible sticky things. Don't know if you can still buy them, but the mouse used to get on them and couldn't get off. Used to die from exhaustion. Horrible to see.

 

No

15 years old.

 

In that case

See if Dreamboy will buy it off you.

 

i've just been asked to pass this message on.

Hi,</p>

I like the sound of your house, can I move in?</p>

Yours lovingly
Dreamboy3000</p>

</p>

 

RE: In that case

fecking Hell avec **** art wi jizz

 

RE: In that case

bugger, beat me to it

 

RE: Whatever you do,

you mean you used to sit an watch a mouse get exhausted and die..</p>



cruel bitch..</p>



kinell i sound like eaststander.. </p>

 

PMSL

BTW</p>

Will I need some conductivity paste to fit the fan?</p>

Is that other board a sound card of some description?</p>

 

RE: Whatever you do,

lol, no - saw 'em stuck on the things when I worked in a warehouse.

 

We were over run with um about 6 weeks ago..........humain traps

Had humain traps set all over the house (because I'm a big softy and don't like killing things unless I have to)
Problem with these traps is - you have to walk down field to empty them and if there is young small mice in the house sometimes those types of trap dunt catch um, cos they are too light to set the trap off
So went to B & Q and bought 10 old fashioned traps for £2 - that sorted the problem out

 

RE: PMSL

Nah. That fan is immense. You'll not need any thermal paste.
The sound is onboard. The other card is a network card.
I think blueyonder connect the cable modem via USB these days so you might not need it.

 

You ok tonight Ady?!

 

I tried chocolate

but couldn't get it on a hair trigger. I found raisins far easier to use, especially after squishing them a bit!