Vote for my Neice:

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by The Full Ponty, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    She's in some kind of modelling competition thingy.
    Here the link:

    http://www.divinitymodels.co.uk/DIVINITYMODELMANAGEMENT.htm

    Click on "Face of Divinity".
    She's in the "Heat Northern".
    Her name is Emma Simpson.

    Or you could just text "North151" to 60777, which would cost you one pound sterling.

    If she doesn't win - my Sister is sending her back down the mines.

    By the way - she's only 14 ... so Penistone folk are banned from voting.

    Many thanks to anyone daft enough to vote.
     
  2. gingerwizard

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    what about former bank managers from penistone,another one for his collection

    i thought it was Hoylandswaine anyway,paedocentral
     
  3. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Expect to be befriended by Moose sometime within the next couple of years.
     
  4. Gue

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    Can the images be put on a DVD ?

    Or can they only be wanked about whilst looking at the monitor ?</p>

    Hello officer....</p>
     
  5. Gue

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    Done
     
  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    You're a star.

    Unless you mean "I've done" in a hand shandy type of way.

    I'm half waving my fist at the screen.
     
  7. Gue

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    'Done' too

    Just writing my 'Right to reply'
     
  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Places people try to pull:

    Lovingstones - Hartog.
    Penistone Brownies - Lord Raglan.
    BFC Boardroom - SM.
    Blue Oyster Bar (happy hour only) - Wayne.
    My Little Pony Club - Moose.

    Oh aye.
     
  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    *** SITE ADMIN *** - Can you please ban "Dirk Hartog"

    He's just said something about my neice.
    I'm so upset about it that I'm almost smashing my fingers through the keyboard as I type.

    I don't post very much - but I thought I'd make a joey of myself, just for a laugh.

    Yours in sport,

    The usually quiet Stevey T.
     
  10. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    You've put your 14 year old neice up to be oggled by folk on this board?

    You ******* nutter. You deserve all the abuse coming to you. Anyway, she's a right dog.
     
  11. S.M.

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    I've voted for

    Ashley McFadden.....cos I've been to Prague. Reckon I've sin her.
     
  12. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yup.

    She needs the votes.
    It was a simple choice:

    (a) Oggled by internet buffoon mentalists
    or
    (b) Back to the pit

    Get voting, you fat ugly lovely person.
     
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    Lize Hayes

    Now there's a nice looking 18 yearold (Y) (Y) (Y)
     
  14. kestyke

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    Do we have to pay £1 or can we vote by email for free?

    nAUGHTY BIT TAKEN OUT</p>
     
  15. Jay

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    She's 14 nt
     
  16. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Calm down Jay.

    He's obviously a pro photographer.
    He's noticed that the pictures are amateur shots, taken by my Sister in the kitchen.
    All he means by "money shot" is a professionally taken picture by a reputable photographer - which obviously cost money to take.

    That's what I've just told myself, anyway.
     
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    RE: Calm down Jay.

    I took the body text out as it obviously illegal and not going wid-da-flo. Still, can you vote for free?</p>
     

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