"wacky office banter" onthe last day of work

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    thank f*ck I've taken the day off.
     
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    Not very sosial of you! Are you the type that sit in the corner and seems alone and sorry for themselves?
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Don't get me started

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    These holidays I have been on this year are costing me big time now. Sat here in the office on my own whilst they're all out &quot;on business&quot;. </p>

    Just been for a bottle of wine with City Tyke and New Forest- I'm sure theirs will turn in to 3 or 4 before I see daylight again. B@stards.</p>
     
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  4. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    i despair
     
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    A bottle of wine?

    Not a pint, but a bottle of wine. Three blokes, out for a drink, and you shared a bottle of wine. Do you bum each other too?
     
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    Yer dead lucky mate! It's like watching the Chuckle Brothers having an off day where I work. Everyone getting giddy, music blaring out and artificial friendliness not displayed during the other 51 weeks of the year. Hypocrictal? Yes, I would say so.


    Apologies if that offended all those taking the 'Aren't I enjoying Xmas to the full High Ground' over the next few days - and no I don't sit alone at work and do have friends but equally won't be brainswahsed by the over hyped commercial bearpit better known as Christmas

    Oh yeah, forgot to say - All the best everyone :D
     
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  7. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    spot on bud

    Merry Christmas :)
     
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    You tell em Disco, spot on mate

    Just walked through town on my way to do a few hours at work, police vans + cop cars + mounted police all circling town ready to start locking middle aged fat chavs up. Filled me with Xmas spirit it did.
     
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    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    Harrow 'Metrosexual' Tyke nt
     
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    I'm jealous of all them Binge drinkers

    I've tried every supermarket and off licence in tarn and I can't find a bottle of that Binge stuff everybodies ravin' abart nowadays!
     
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  11. Gue

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    Been down South too long

    The three Muskequeers.
     
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  12. Hicksy

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    This place doesn't serve Stones Bitter

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    Not my choice of venue either to be fair. Or choice of wine. I'm more of a Sauvingnon Blanc man myself.</p>

    To be fair they did try and talk me into an alternative venue (pound in a pint pot type etc) but I was missing my office computer. I'm so glad I came back.</p>
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Innt. Even had my man bag and filoSnatch nt
     
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  14. Gue

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    Ah BiMBos do

    Once a year types **** faced by half two trying to impress the girls that they work with by talking about how much they earn. Passed out on the pavement outside MacDonalds by 4 o'clock. Then a fight whilst waiting for a cab. Happy days.
     
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    Just about to venture out

    witdigicamart
     
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    Glad I'm stopping in with the family !

    Merry Christmas , mate .
    <img src ="http://www.mopjuice.com/images/stories/2006-12/pinder-christmas-04s.jpg">
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 21, 2007
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  17. Gue

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    It really is the last day for me, got made redundant today!

    That's one way to avoid the wacky office banter, kills a conversation with many a "fun" colleague.
     
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    Not in my office...

    We received an email saying every minute counts if we are to achieve our milestones and that we should all enter into the spirit of things and work 'til the whistle.
     
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  19. Gue

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    I told them all to f*ck off with their Christmas cheer. Message recieved loud and clear :)
     
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  20. zoe

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    Hrmph!!
    We had an email round with the subject line "Bah Humbug" reminding us that today was a normal working day like any other... didn't stop all the managers disappearing for drinks and leaving the rest of us to do all the bloody work, though!! (wnkr)
     
    zoetyke, Dec 21, 2007
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