Wakefield

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  1. driver

    driver New Member

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    Anybody know whats happening in wakefield?

    Police have shut off westgate from near train station and prison. They are only allowing people through to train station, and are diverting all cars the other way. Anybody know owt?
     
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  3. driver

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    Just heard a rumour that its a bomb scare at the prison.
     
  4. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Todays funniest post.....

    A bomb scare at the prison. **** 'em if it goes off it goes off. Packed with the old murdering types.</p>

    No scratch that the old murdering types who leave clues.</p>
     
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    RE: Todays funniest post.....

    Potentially though a bomb that will blast a hole in the wall allowing aforementioned prisoners to escape!
     
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    RE: Todays funniest post.....

    A suspect package was left near the prison.
    It has since been removed, and all roads are open again
     
  7. Terry Nutkins

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    Wall ripped apart

    I can't see Michael Sams making a run for it and getting very far!!
     
  8. Ali

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    I allus wondered

    if they let him wear his prosthesis.
    Personally - should have cut the other bugger off too
     
  9. Terry Nutkins

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    My mates mum works there as a teacher....

    Yes a fecking teacher!!</p>

    She used to teach said Mr Sams and yes he is allowed to wear it.</p>

    I think she once told me that she was held hostage by an inmate with an axe.</p>

    Now forgive me for saying this but do they do much lumberjack work inside and is an axe an ideal tool to be handing out willy nilly to inmates?</p>

    A fecking axe....</p>

    Our Cat A jails are such nice places![​IMG]</p>
     
  10. Ali

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    they did do the world a favour

    letting Shipman top himself tho.
     
  11. Ori

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    It used to be taken away from him at night ...

    And from what I gather was often filled with sugar etc by the Prison Officers ...
     
  12. Terry Nutkins

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    I'd love to be a fly on the wall at dinner times in Wakey prison...

    What you in for?</p>

    Unpaid parking fines you?</p>

    I murdered Julie Dart and kidnapped a female estate agent. I'm famous u know?</p>

    Who's that over there?</p>

    Thats Charles Bronson.... Britains hardest inmate. He does 1000 push ups a day. Aren't you eating that?</p>

    No I think I'll go for a ****.</p>
     
  13. Ali

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    etc?

    other white powdery/crystalline substances?
     
  14. Ori

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    RE: etc?

    Nah ... just stuff as a practical joke
     
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    It was an X-Box and a pair of weight-training gloves in a tin.
     
  16. Gue

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    No, honest it was.
     

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