Wan king while driving

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Never understood why wan king while driving is ok.

    Amount of times I have personally nearly crashed because jizz spurts between your legs while driving

    What difference is the between a phone in one hand or a love length?
     
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    Porny Wan King or thinky Wan King? Porny Wan King involves looking at something other than the road ahead (unless you've got a very strange perversion), which is hardly ideal, but at least you've got your eyes open, unlike thinky Wan King where you draw on your imagination, invariably with yours eyes shut. And a daft expression on your face, but I guess that applies to both.

    When you've done you'll probably be a better more attentive driver though. Having Wan Ked yourself sensible.

    This is an amalgamation of Wan King posts down the years.
     
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    What about being wan ked whilst driving ? This enables you to keep both hands on the wheel, and your eyes open. The only loss of concentration is when you tell the person wan king you to tighten their grip or go faster etc.
     
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    750,000 miles and I've never had the pleasure.
     
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    I think we all agree that is driving best practice and should be adopted in the Highway Code.
     
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    s'alrght
     
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    Should be included in the driving test imho
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    "When I tap on the dashboard, I'd like you to perform an emergency stop".
     
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    'Failed'
     
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    I find the best policy is to pull on the hard shoulder
     
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    Brake fluid low?
     
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    Absolutely brilliant

    Very witty
     
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    Wow, that's some staying power.

    What's your secret? Thinking of Reds' line-ups from over the years...
     
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    Serious question. What's the law if someone's doing it for you? As long as you're watching the road surely you can't get done?
     
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    Just resist.

    You don't want to be pulled by a copper...
     
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    it was on police camera action once, a car was all over the road and when they pulled them over his wife was just getting ready again, they got fined
     
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    Never attempted that when trying to prevent the inevitable, but found it a useful thought process when at the doctors or the dentist and they're doing terrifying ****.

    "Horn, Joyce, Chambers, Glavin, Banks, McCarthy, Evans, Parker, Aylott, McHale, Barrowclough. Sub - Cooper. Watson, Eaden, Thompson, Appleby, De Zeeuw, Davis, Sheridan, Redfearn, Marcelle, Hendrie, Wilkinson. Subs - Moses, Bosancic, Jones, Liddell, Bullock. Reight that's the easy ones out of the way, play-off final team: Colgan, Hassell, Heckingbottom, Reid, Kay..."
     
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