Wanting to get on the reyt side of Mr Ali - what to make him for dinner this evening?

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  1. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    #1 Alityke, Feb 2, 2008
    Wanting to get on his good side cos I want a weekend pass ;)

    He's the greediest man know & is easily softened up by a good feed.

    Thinking steak stuffed wi blue cheese, green salad & spiced potato wedges.

    Any other suggestions welcome
     
  2. unc

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    #2 uncle mort, Feb 2, 2008
    stew meat and cow heel, go for it lass nt
     
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    #3 Stahlrost, Feb 2, 2008
    Tournedos Rossini

    King prawns in garlic for starters, a penguin for desert, then Wensleydale with cranberries and 8 bottles of red wine
     
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    #4 uncle mort, Feb 2, 2008
    not enough time tho nt
     
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    #5 BFC Dave, Feb 2, 2008
    It's what he gets for 'afters' that'll clinch the deal !!!!

    :eek:
     
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    #6 JLWBigLil, Feb 2, 2008
    Bread & Butter pudding ?

    Spotted Dick ??
     
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    #7 Red Rag, Feb 2, 2008
    Give him some of the Gordon Ramsey treatment from the other week.</p>

    Sirloin steak fried in oil, wi your own oven chips par boiled then ovened in oil wi chilli flakes. A rocket salad tossed in oil and balsamic vinegar, and/or mushrooms done in oil and white wine.</p>

    Putty in yer hands girl.</p>
     
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    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    #8 BFC Dave, Feb 2, 2008
    that's what Ashley Cole

    for afters !!!
     
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    #9 Westie, Feb 2, 2008
    Give him a blow job

    and swallow!
     
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    #10 uncle mort, Feb 2, 2008
    RE: Give him a blow job

    you always have to bring it down, must agree tho :)
     
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    Westie Well-Known Member

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    #11 Westie, Feb 2, 2008
    Sorry about that

    Just telling it how it is!
     
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    #12 JLWBigLil, Feb 2, 2008
    Would you cheat on her ?

    <img src ="http://www.ctweedy.org/images/cheryl_tweedy22.jpg">
     
  13. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    #13 Alityke, Feb 2, 2008
    Wouldnt that be me being given a feed? nt
     
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    #14 uncle mort, Feb 2, 2008
    hehe nt
     
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    #15 JLWBigLil, Feb 2, 2008
    Dress like this for starters

    He'll say yes to any question you ask.
    <img src ="http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v24/britneytothemax/rachelray.jpg">
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    #16 Alityke, Feb 2, 2008
    Steak spitting will hurt nt
     
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    #17 JLWBigLil, Feb 2, 2008
    Stop being a wimp !

    I thought you wanted a weekend pass ?
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    #18 Alityke, Feb 2, 2008
    RE: Stop being a wimp !

    Dont have a skirt like that... far too girlie for me
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #19 JLWBigLil, Feb 2, 2008
    Yeah right (!)

    'Cos your sssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo butch !!! :D
     
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    #20 Journo Tyke, Feb 2, 2008
    RE: Would you cheat on her ?

    No!
     
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