WARNING NOTICE: 19th November

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  1. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    Please be aware to lock all your doors and windows on 19th Novemeber. A large number of van dwelling football fans will be making their way to Oakwell via the main thorough fare....so can all people in the following high risk areas please take note.

    Thurnscoe
    Goldthorpe
    Darfield
    Ardsley
    Stairfoot
    Kendray
    Measboro Dyke
    Oakwell

    You are likely to receive several requests for scrap metal and whether you need your drive tarmacing. Also beware of people asking for water for their horse drawn caravans. Watering facilities will be provide at Oakwell for these 'types' and there will be plenty of room to park their caravans during the game.

    Police however reserve the right to remove said caravans should their owners decide to stay put after the game.

    Yes folks...Doncaster Rovers are coming!
     
    'thereev', Oct 28, 2011
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    that is in fairness one of your more witty posts, kudos on the effort mr reev
     
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    What about the well known infections they bring with them, the had an epidemic there not long back, will they be put in quarantine in Hickleton and given the once over? They'll also need altitude sickness tablets if they are seated in the top half of the North Stand, they are only used to the 15 rows at the Keepmoat.
     
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    Only through lack of competition.
     
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    Good post thereev, made me chuckle.
     
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    thereeve giving someone other than bfc some stick! too much gassy lager methinks.
     
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    not be long now....please don't buy any lucky heather or pegs either ...it only encourages em.
     
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