Wayne Round Waynes ROund EXcellent

Tomorrow Wayne providing he gets paid is going to get them in.....lets give him a list!

 

I need a time and place.

Have you alerted the media?</p>

I'm having a brandy and Babycham.</p>

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reporters?

 

RE: I need a time and place.

Sturdy Lads, Carlton.</p>

Just after 1:30pm once i've finished work.</p>

 

Get the Chronicle in.

Centre spread. Lot's of photos -</p>

Wayne approaching the bar.</p>

Wayne wobbling and going faint and having to be supported by well wishers.</p>

Wayne making a bid for the door.</p>

Wayne being carried back by McCarthy and Spartacus.</p>

Wayne's hand nearing his pocket.</p>

A blurred shot of it snapping back in instinctive reaction.</p>

The wallet emerging from the pocket, it's an early seventies one and appears to be stuck to the pocket lining by a mixture of body-fluids.</p>

Waynehanding over an old five pound note.</p>

The eclipse through the window.</p>

A frog shower on the road outside.</p>

Surprised faces as news comes over the radio of a virgin birth.</p>

A close upof Wayne's agonised face.</p>

The drinks, in the background a broken Wayne weeps into Tina Tyke's ample breast.</p>

 

Gaterhouse would be better.
So far i think the entire BBS is coming.

 

waynes BBS mates passing out at the shock?

 

Give him time.

When he's had time to think about it it'll be Bzambo's Bar, Mount Kilimanjaro.

 

^{<font size="3">Sturdy lads, it's only &pound;1.50 for a pint of smooth.</font>}</p>

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How much is it for a double Bolly Stolly Trolley Dolly?

That's all I drink these days.

 

Yeah, thats about reight. nt

 

RE: How much is it for a double Bolly Stolly Trolley Dolly?

Therteh Six pence

 

I'll mostly be drinking Johnny Walker Blue Label by the bottle......

 

What's even worse is.............................

he's started chuffing singing too! Eeeh, the youth of today.

 

I'm a great singer, me.

&quot;All this talk of getting old, it's getting me down my love&quot;</p>

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Oh lol!
He buys a drink and then we get him 4 back! Summats not reight I'll tell yer