This is what the waitress at the pub said to the old couple that had just sat down. "We only do skin on fries ". After 5 minutes of explaining to them why and that they were so much nicer, the couple then both asked for "Fish and chips please ". Their daughter then ordered her meal. The waitress then asked (you guessed it) "Do you want salad or chips with that " ps . The frozen skin on fries were nicer than the frozen chips they used to serve