Once said to a bird many years ago in the birdcage down hoyland.....my names dick....do you like it.... Her reply ...id rather have richard ...its longer......and bye the way your names bryan and my mate says you are a total knob....so you will do for me....
Ah The Birdcage, that's whole different thread! Back in the day my mates and I used to catch the bus from town to sample exotic places. As I was considered the sensible one out of us(due to the fact I wore reading glasses) I was trusted with the taxi money home. At the end of the night whilst leaving the establishment slightly the worse for wear I was faced with a dilemma. Spend the taxi money on hamburger and chips or use the money for it's intended purpose. The burger was superb but the walk back to town was a long and lonely one. I was no longer considered the sensible one after that.