There is a wedsnesday fan at college today and he's taking the piss the smug lovely person. Any insults/pranks i can say/do to him? (
at least we are not floundering at the bottom of our league looking like a fish out of water! ignoring him mate - you'll be the bigger man!
Just ask why he thinks it somehow makes him better just because through circumstances he happens to support a different team to you. Also why that team being higher in the league, which has absolutely nothing to do with him, reflects on him better! Then punch him!
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Get him pissed till he passes out and write RAPIST across his forehead in verruca pen. It goes black and doesn't fade for about 4 weeks.
Tell him structural engineers have examined their north stand and discovered a fault and it has to be closed.When he asks what the problem is tell him it was built facing the pitch !(titanic)
either poke him in the eyes - always a winner(H) or shout out load that he's a wednesday fan - and i guarentee everyone will laugh. that will damage him forever and he will not take the piss no more
