Forget about this aft, cheer up and look forward to Hillsbro. I'm on the Magners tonight which is a change cos I haven't touched cider since I got pissed on it and was violently sick when I was 15. It's going down a treat though and I can see a repeat performance. Anyway less of the waffle here's a starter for 10. Paul Sturrock was wheeling his shopping trolley across the Asda car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"
Okay that was crap, here's another... The Fire brigade phones Paul Sturrock in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Mr Sturrock sir, Hillsbrough is on fire!" "The cups man! For God's sake save the cups!" cries Paul. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
