Presenter: "What's it to be then Mr Owl" Mr Owl: "Woss dar think?? Massive great praise fot best teeam int dat deer Champship. Dave Jones is dooin a fantastick job. I ope he dunt get snapped up by some Prem leeeg teeam afoor Chrismus. Wishuder nivver gin Baaaaarnsley dat deer point last week. Joke result......." etc etc etc etc etc until 7pm................