Welcome back Dirk Hartog

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Guess who just got back today? </font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">That poisoned-groined dwarf that had been away</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Hasn’t changed, hasn’t much to say</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">But man, I still think that short arse is great</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Rib was asking if you were around</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">How you was, where you could be found</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">I told them you were living two minutes from town</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Driving all the old men crazy</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">The hobbit's back in town</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">You know that Windy that used to dance a lot</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Every night he’d be on the floor shaking what he’d got</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Man when I tell you he was cool, he was red hot</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Looked like he was steaming</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">That night over at the York hotel place</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Well this chick got up and had spoff across her face</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Man, it was like a milk race</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Get that chick a lift home, forget her</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Friday night he'll be dressed to kill</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Down at Lovingstone's, with the mentally ill</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">The drink will flow and blood will spill</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">If the pbld wants to fight, you’d better let him</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Marc Almonds singing Dirk's favorite song</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">His pants are getting tighter, it won’t be long</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">It won’t be long till the bummers come</font></p>

<font face="times new roman,times,serif">Now that the midgets here again</font></p>

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<font face="times new roman,times,serif">The hobbits back in town</font></p></font>

 

biscuits all over the place

 

RE: biscuits all over the place

is that all you eat? I'd got you down for tofu or something along those lines.

 

biscuits are Dirk's foodstuff of choice

So I was spitting them out in support of his return. Tofu is Dillinger's bag. I like butter with creme fraiche.

 

Genius. Proper genius.

 

RE: biscuits are Dirk's foodstuff of choice

Is Dillinger the legal professional on this board? I would run in the other direction if I'd chosen someone to represent me and they turned with their briefs in a bag made of tufu.

bedum tsshhh - I think my pun drum is out of tune.

I sometimes laugh spontaneously with my mouth shut and snot flies everywhere. I think I'll go down that road from now on. Just as a show of support.

 

Glad you're back, been meaning to ask you...........

Whats the best formation for CM'06

 

That is something that has been troubling me

And in conclusion I would have to say unprotected anal sex with a fat lass.


How's you me old ? Anything new to divulge ?

 

Thought that might be the answer

Not a great deal. Opportunity is now rife however, I've been qualified as a part time fireman for the last month or so, and the uniform gets the birds all proper mucky without even so much as a Scarthy one liner. Could well be time to fill me boots

Y'sen ? all well in the world of optical world dominance ?

 

RE: Thought that might be the answer

Ho ho. The possibilities are endless. Hen night a-go-go.

Optics is crap. I have my sights set on another couple of practices. just waiting for the old Barsteward that owns them to die/get put in a home.

 

You mean the empire is a expanding ?

how many staff (dopey blondes with massive jugs) have you got working for you these days ?

 

RE: You mean the empire is a expanding ?

None match that description. I have a somewhat simple redhead though. Bit slow on the uptake so I guess a bit of sexual harassement is in order.

 

RE: You mean the empire is a expanding ?

Bobby Hassell been working with you for long ?

BBS not quite the same these days no ?

 

RE: You mean the empire is a expanding ?

No it's lost its aggressive edge if you ask me. Too much nice and FM2006 these days imho. And Journo Tyke.

 

Any news on

that fella that knocked off his granny, bought loads of new gear and then sponged a council house ? which in my mind is a fairly accurate synopsis ?

 

RE: Any news on

think he was in the market for a 'home cinema' package or somesuch.


I've rang Crimestoppers.

 

''Down at Lovingstone's, with the mentally ill''

Quality.

My favourite bit is the big spaces between each line.
And the funny stuff too.

I thought you might have done 'Welcome back, you short arsed lovely person'' by Max Bygraves.
Or ''**** off back to where you came from'' by Manilow.
Both absolute classics ... and both only exist in my spacky little mind.