Welcome to summertime!

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  1. ICU

    ICU Tyke New Member

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    No doubt it'll rain for 6 months.
     
    ICU Tyke, Mar 25, 2007
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  2. Gue

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    I thought it was officially springtime?

    Not summertime...

    Either way it'll rain, I suppose...

    :D
     
    Guest, Mar 25, 2007
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  3. ICU

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    BST = British summer time

    In fairness I did type British summet time originally!!! I'm not normally dyslexic - it's Davey's fault!
     
    ICU Tyke, Mar 25, 2007
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  4. Gue

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    It's all Davey's fault...

    BST, rain, the south-east water shortage, the job lot!

    Plus, all our crap results!

    :D
     
    Guest, Mar 25, 2007
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  5. ICU

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    Crap results are all definately down to him....

    Couldn't motivate a pervert in a strip club.
     
    ICU Tyke, Mar 25, 2007
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  6. Gue

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    I don't need any motivation, cheeky get...

    Oh, actually, I get your point...

    Not that I'm a pervert, or go to strip clubs, or owt like that...
     
    Guest, Mar 25, 2007
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  7. ICU

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    I did mean that Davey couldn't motivate a pervert in a strip club, not you!!

    I also hope he proves me wrong and plays his stongest available side for once and that a generously chested young nubile female with beautiful "hips" will fall head-over-heels in love with me before I get too old to enjoy it! Not sure which is most likely??? :D
     
    ICU Tyke, Mar 25, 2007
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  8. Gue

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    RE: I did mean that Davey couldn't motivate a pervert in a strip club, not you!!

    generously chested young nubile female with beautiful "hips"...

    Get to the back of the queue, boyo!

    Mind you, if BigLil gets a sniff of this I'd prefer to be well out of his way when he starts his charge!

    :D
     
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    Better be out of Crystal's way if he even thinks about it!!!!
     
    ICU Tyke, Mar 25, 2007
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  10. Gue

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    Proper LOL!

    Bless him, he'd be like one of those Alsatians straining at the leash! It only takes an inch of cleavage to get him worked up!
     
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    It has to be bedtime.........

    last Killing Joke track on, no more coal, no more beer, not starting on whisky at this time of night..................

    New Killing Joke album out on 3rd of April, I think, just for reference!!

    Good night.
     
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  12. Gue

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    RE: It has to be bedtime.........

    Not starting on the Whisky tonight - too much ale, anyway!

    G'night matey...
     
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    That ranks with a comment overheard at a match years ago

    Stood in the Ponty end, bloke who regularly stood near us and came out with some strange sayings came out with "Clarkie, you couldn't motivate a hot dinner"!
     
    EastStander, Mar 25, 2007
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    Actually , I WAS going to argue this issue

    Until Crystal pointed out that Ian and yourself are 100% correct !!!
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 25, 2007
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  15. Gue

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    Does that make you 0% correct?

    As always :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Well , ....................................................

    Yes , I suppose it does . (doh)
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 25, 2007
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  17. Gue

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    Uh oh

    We're always wrong once in a while :)





    I'm not fat, it's my shadow that weighs 12 stone :D
     
    Guest, Mar 25, 2007
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    RE: Crap results are all definately down to him....

    Thats a cracking saying pal :D :D :D
     
    dreamboy3000, Mar 25, 2007
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  19. Gue

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    Now you mention it, mate...

    Me and ICU were only 50% correct - we said an inch of cleavage but, on reflection, half an inch is sufficient!

    :D
     
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  20. JLWBigLil

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    You know me so well

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    <img src ="http://www.suspensionofdisbelief.net/cleavage.jpg">
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 25, 2007
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