Well blow me and whop me on the backside with a wet fish

If Mido is getting £16,000 a month tell Hill that I will do it for £4,000 a month. I cannot get a job at the moment and I have a bad knee and back and a little overweight. However, I am sure I can do a job for him on the bench and promise not to pull an eyelash in the warm up and be off for months. I am in training and have just taken the dog around the block!!!

Off for a lie down now.