Well I believe him…

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    "Space Aliens" is there another sort?
     
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    I hope they gave him a good probing.
     
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    He's killed his wife in the kitchen and scrubbed the floor. Wrapped her up in a carpet and dumped her in the sea. It's best confession I've ever read.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Feb 28, 2022
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  5. Red

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    Nice that he's got her gently resting on a tea towel.

    Hope they manage to make her human again, failing that fingers crossed they can come to terms with this tragedy and they figure out a way of making it work.

    Good luck to them.
     
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    You’d have thought they’d have turned her into a mars bar or Milky Way
     
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    An Englishman in New York
     
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    Or a Galaxy.
     
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    Love the last paragraph!
     
    TitusMagee, Feb 28, 2022
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    She doesn't look like someone who would turn away a toffee crisp.
     
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    or maybe a Galaxy?
     
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    Starbar, you absolute savages.
     
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    I'm a Starbar floating in the sky. I'd hate you not to eat me. I know I'll blow your mind.
     
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    Fu cking love starbars.
     
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    Does anyone turn away a toffee crisp!?
     
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    Absolutely not!!!
     
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    That's how I knew he'd killed her.
     
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    I immediately thought he was dodgy by reason of the fact he hadn't already EATEN the toffee crisp. :)
     
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    British journalism. Best in the world.
     
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