bloody wimps just took my dog out called at pub, got a pint for tuppence, then to chippy, fish and chips 10d, back in nar for bath intfrunt of fire, billy cottonn ont cats wisker majic
Dont be telling my missus moaning it was cold yesterday and we should put the heating on, middle of summer for goodness sake (NOOO)
you tight bugger !!!!! .... just get a good fire going in the cave... er... that is where you Cumbrian types live isn't it ? I can just see you showing some prospective purchasers around some of the more select properties "and here we have the en-suite dung pit... they're all the rage don't 'cha know
aye but it's safe at the moment...you're on your own... ... however when the 'CU clan arrive..... I'll be running away !!!!!