ff Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. >> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to >> handle. >> Upon examination, the zoo vet determined the problem was the gorilla was >> on heat. >> To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species >> available. >> While reflecting on the problem, the zoo management noticed Keith, a big >> Welsh lad >> from the Valleys, responsible for fixing the zoo’s machinery. >> Keith, like most Valleys boys, had little sense, but seemed to possess >> the >> ample ability >> to satisfy a female of any species. So, the zoo administrator thought, >> they might have a solution. >> Keith was approached with a proposition. >> Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £3,500? >> Keith showed some interest, but said he would have to think about it. >> The following day, Keith announced he would accept the offer, but only >> under 3 conditions: >> “First” he said “I don’t want to have to kiss the gorilla.” >> “Secondly, you must never tell anyone of this” >> The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these terms, and then said, >> what about the 3rd condition? >> “Well” Keith said... >> “you gotta give me another week to come up with the £3,500”