Is that because of a nearby 8% alcohol cider factory that you can fall through the door of and consume a skinful before you post: "threadstopper.....Huddersfield Red.......Conan Troutman.......Dickie Bird......Michael Parkinson.........Darren Gough........Roy Mason..........Dan Jarvis......Rita Britton......Kipper Jackson............our boys took one hell of a beating!!"?