No lifting or kissing ......... or hissing because it isn't 'a proper cup' 12:45pm until 1:45pm for photos, before it's swiftly taken up to the Legends Suite. Pint of Barnsley Bitter, a Percy Turner Growler, a photo with the Johnstones Paint Trophy, and three points by 4:50pm. What Saturday's were made for.
F@@ks sake Ben, you always put something interesting on just to annoy us regulars, that means I'm going to have to turn up early now and drink more beer :-D
I'll make a cardboard cut out of it, you throw the security guards a warm Percy Turner Growler, I'd do the switch, making sure to keep the pressure switch held down with my Wembley clapper thing, they'll never know.... Once it gets to the legends suite, well blame Parky for doing the swap/theft... he's a national treasure, they'll never blame him!... It's our first trophy for 104 years... once it's in Barnsley, it's nivver leaving!