What a name I've come across today...

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  1. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Pedro Valero-Secret :pff
    Another recently was a lad called Boniface!

    Anyone else heard any classics?
     
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    aye this is a cracker of a numpty name.....its.... Journo Tyke...

    well sumbdi had to
     
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    Cornelius Bruiser
     
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    Shittu
     
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    When I first started work

    As a nipper in the Payroll Dept . , two names that came directly after one another on the Alphabetical Listing were a Mr Balls and a Mr Ballogh ( pronounced Ballack ) .
     
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    RE: aye this is a cracker of a numpty name.....its.... Journo Tyke...

    And surprisingly that had to be you! :pff

    Oooohh go on, breathe some FIRE dear Dragon!
     
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    Ama Mistry

    Worked at Cameron Iron in Leeds.</p>

    Used to call him up &quot;Can I speak to Mr Mistry?&quot;  and without fail the retort was &quot;Sorry, I dont know where he is&quot;..made me chuckle at the time.</p>

    Coincidently I now work with Mr Mistry but his first name is Bharat.</p>
     
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    Annette Curtain and Poppy Tupper...

    Real names according to one of my former colleagues, she swore on it!
     
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    There were a brother and sister lived up Snowhill at Doderth

    Edna Cox and Ivor Cox
     
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    Stefan Kuntz (it think) fantasy football once made something of it too...
     
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    kWANKno Kanu
     
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    RE: kWANKno Kanu

    Good, except it's Nwankwo :pff
     
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    I've met an Annette Curton

    Wrong spelling but sounds the same.

    There's a Wombwell lad called Wayne Kerr, whose school days we made a misery.

    Other than that, there was a bloke I met in Newcastle calledChristopher Wancké - He swore blind it was pronounced &quot;Vens-kay&quot;. Sadly I only met him after I had to read his name out from a list, in acrowded room so you can guess what a firstimpression I made...
     
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    From memory that one, I knew it was sommat like anyway...but cheers
     
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    RE: When I first started work

    in the Payroll dept. we had a Mr Mycock whose parents had christened him Aaron.
     
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    Cliff Anger - 100% genuine, retired from our place a few years ago ..

    ... MUST have been deliberate by his parents - if you had a surnname like 'Anger' the one name you would not call your son would be 'Cliff' surely ?
     
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    Both absolutely genuine, promise.
     
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