What actually happened on the tram ...

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I'm quite ashamed of myself.
    After the footy on Tuesday evening I got on the tram (yes, we have a proper transport system in Sheffield ... not a horse & cart like in Baaaarnsli) - I turned around & was confronted by the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
    Before I knew it - I'd swung a punch, purely in self defence, as I thought the troll in question was going to eat my children.

    It now turns out that I've popped Ritchie Sambora on the nose.
    I am sincerely 100% sorry, but I suggest the damage to the nose could lead to some much needed facial reconstruction surgery.

    By the way - that little ginger number 2 you've got is the best goalkeeper I've seen in ages.

    You bunch of lucky, in-bred, homosensual bum-dogs.
     
  2. Sco

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    That would be Bobby Hassell :). 3 games unbeaten against you now, try again next season Carib :D .
     
  3. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    When will you learn Hemsworth-Red....
     
  4. Gue

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    3 games unbeaten?

    Correct.
    To be fair, though, it's like your FA Cup final - but it's just another game for us.

    I think it was a good ploy for you to sign up that 14 year old British diver for the game.
    Not seen that much diving since I watched Mexican Muff Munchers 5 last week.
     
  5. SirPsychoSexy

    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    When are you bringing Danger!QPRanger back???

    He was the best
     
  6. Gue

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    He was the best.

    That's 'cos he's not one of mine.
    Oh aye.

    You sheep loving, gay, homosexual, ******.
     
  7. Fra

    Fraser32 Well-Known Member

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    If you want some sensible talk then here we go.................

    Big ground. Yes, but too big for you!!!
    Big club. You & Leeds keep telling yourselves that!!
    Big fans. Stop eating greasy chip butties then!!

    2-1 to the Wednesday boys. Now this really was the worlds luckiest win EVER, we killed you with 10 men!
    3-0 to the Wednesday boys. Fair enough, you played well we was awful!
    1-0 to the Wednesday boys. Lucky goal when we deserved a point!
    0-0 - lucky Baaaarnsli boys. Awful game in awful weather, both sides ****!
    2-1 to the lucky Baaaarnsli bummers. Played you off the park, end of!!
    1-0 to the flukey Baaaarnsli joeys. Good goal on the break & defended well second half!
     
  8. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I prefer the TFP his...

    bum hole fizzed more.
     
  9. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    Some people will never learn
     
  10. Amos

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    RE: He was the best.

    Surely you'd be a &quot;Ram rodgerer&quot; rather than a gay homosexual sheep ******?</p>

    Unless the sheep was a lesbian?
    </p>
     
  11. Tyk

    Tyketanic Well-Known Member

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    It's not an important match to Wednesday fans...

    I always get amused by the above pretence, especially as Owls fans come onto the Barnsley Bulletin Board getting the excuses in. Which would suggest that;
    A) it does matter
    B) He is bothered
    C) The owls bulletin board is not interesting enough to hold his attention
    D) He feels threatened by our prescence. Remember when the Owls had Man U and Arsenal as rivals??! :D

    I also noticed how the "Barnsley Owls" flag wasn't draped over the local pub after the match, so not so proud hey?
     
  12. Gue

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    There's only one thing I can say to that:

    Lesbian soup.
     
  13. Swi

    Swinton Red New Member

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    What a sad lovely person you are nt
     
  14. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You're the epitome of evil

    <img src ="http://slantmouth.com/articles/invasiveManuever/images/faceOfEvil.jpg">
     
  15. Gue

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    Do you want some? Eh?

    Sorry, that was meant for Xena.

    The Swinton chap says I'm a lovely person.
    Is that like Fiddy Cent?

    I'm hip.
    I'm hop.
    I'm Mister Mop.
     
  16. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Oh aye(!)

    Hip Hop & me go together like Dirk and subtlety!
    Xena sends her love.
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  17. oak

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    RE: Do you want some? Eh?

    DIE!
     
  18. Stu

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    Perhaps

    we need to make the wind-up warning a sticky. But then its fun watching people go for it again and again. and again.
     
  19. fol

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    RE:I bow down to your superiority

    Yours is the biggest football club in the known universe.Your stadium is truly the theatre of dreams.it is ultra modern.I would go as far as to say ,it is the finest sports stadium in the world.The Nou Camp,and the San siro are only a mere shadow of the Magnificent temple that is hillsborough.Your team is worthy of the undying support of the whole of the nation.Coaches should travel to your ground from all corners of Britain.European champions league football should be yours by devine right.Nay winning the champions league is your devine right.You after all have never lost a football match to a team which was superior to yours.You have only lost when your world class players have had an off day.Or the opposition were cheating , diving Barstewards.Then there are the occasions you are robbed by the Ref.We unfortunate supporters of lesser teams follow those teams because we are imbeciles.After all every sane football supporter supports your magnificent club.As for myself ,i am just a poor unfortunate sarcastic Barsteward. :D :D :D
     
  20. Luke-TYKE

    Luke-TYKE New Member

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    typical
    NOB!
    needs a slap!
     

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