What do you reckon me chances are?

*Windy · Jul 16, 2009

Please send my money as soon as possible as the cat needs a sex-change.



PERSONAL INFORMATIONS:

FULL NAMES ..... Cath O'Draytube

ADDRESS ..... No6 Park Drive, Marboro.

AGE OR DATE OF BIRTH ..... 1st April

OCCUPATION ..... Ferret Sniffer

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ..... United Muggery of Somalia

COUNTRY OF RESIDENT ..... England

PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS +44 909 742 5425<div>

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Dear: Cath O'Draytube,

What is your suggestion now regarding the transfer, or shall we cancel the transfer if you are not willing to complete the processing of your fund transfer, because to keep your unclaimed file here with me is dangerous?

<div>Mr. Joseph Omar
</div>



Dear Joe,



Yes, I would still like to get my hands on the cash. I want it to buy a burger van, I’m getting a bit old to be a bottomless bunny-boy.



Don't drop an anvil on your bell end.

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Cath.</div>Dear:Cath O'Draytube ,

Note that without the required authorization approval document the bank cannot transfer the fund to you, so you have to send only 859 dollar through Money Gram Money transfer so that I will go to Ministry of Finance and obtain the document and submit to the bank to enable them transfer the fund into your bank account immediately.

NAME: IBEH MACDONALD.
ADDRESS: N0.40 BENMORE ROAD SANDTON.
JOHANNESBURG CITY, SOUTH AFRICA.

Send only 859 dollar with the above name and address through Money Gram Money transfer so that I will go to Ministry of Finance and obtain the document and submit to the bank to enable them transfer the fund into your bank account immediately

Yours in Service
Mr. Joseph Omar
<div>Tell: + 0027785330358
</div>



Ok mi owd.



I've sent the money. When can I have have the cash? I've got me eye on an all inclusive to Marmaris.



Don't shove a skewer down your jap's eye.<div>

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Dear: Cath O'Draytube,

If you send the fee to day, i will get the required approval authorization document to the Ministry of Finance today before the night, and then submit it to paying bank tomorrow morning and make sure that the paying bank transfer the fund into your bank account the same time tomorrow, and then I will send the transfer slip with the authorization approval document to you as soon as the transfer is complete.

So you have to try and send the fee to day so that by tomorrow morning the transfer will be complete immediately.

Yours in Service
Mr. Joseph Omar
<div>Tell: + 0027785330358
</div>



Ok Joe,



I've sent the money. When doI get my hands on all the wonga?

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Don't shove a red hot poker up your ringpiece.</div>Dear: Cath O'Draytube,

Note that we did not receive anything from you, so if you are not willing to complete the processing of your fund transfer, we have no alternative than to cancel the transfer.

<div>Mr. Joseph Omar
</div>



I sent it! When are you sending my money?



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Dear: cath O'Draytube,
Who did you sent the fee to, and when did you sent the fee?
Please note that we have no time to ply, or if you are not willing to complete the processing of your fund transfer, please let us so that we shall simply cancel the transfer immediately.
<div>Mr. Joseph Omar
</div>

I sent it to where you told me to. I hope we can trust each other.



Yours in God and all that,



Donk.<div>

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Dear:Cath O'Draytube,
As you have sent it where I told to, please forward the payments slip to me immediately so that we can confirm the payment, because without the slip we cannot we confirm the payment.
So send it immediately then as soon as we confirm payment today your transfer will be complete by tomorrow morning South African Time.
And I hope we can trust each other too so that we can corporate and complete this transfer immediately.
Mr. Joseph Omar
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Ok, I've sent the payment slip. As we trust each other you can get on with the transfer now and give me my wonga.</div>Dear:Cath O'Draytube,
Where did you send it?
You have to resend it now by attachment because I did not receive anything.
<div>Mr. Joseph Omar
</div>

I sent it where you told me to. Have you sent the transfer potknob?

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