what do you when you retire to pass your time,??11 have fun

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they
    do to make their days interesting.
    Well for example, the other day I went into town and
    went to a shop in George Street. I was only in there
    for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
    writing out a parking ticket.
    I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about
    giving a senior a break?"
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
    called him a Nazi.
    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
    having worn tyres.
    So I called him a piece of dog sh-t.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the
    windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
    for about 20 minutes.
    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, I didn't give a damn. I came into town by
    train.
    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
    retired. It's important at my age.

    Have a good Christmas............... Les




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    Mapplewell Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Top fella, i like your style (Y)
     
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    Good'un that one...

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    (lol)
     
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    Absolutely brilliant !!!

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    retired ???? oldtimer is only 18 no way is he an o.a.p. [​IMG]
     
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    Funniest thing I've read in ages fella
     
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    magic .lol,,
     

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