What gets oil/stains out of carpets?

Any suggestions? Serious and joke suggestions welcome, prefer serious ones though!

 

RE: You could try Swarfega

Not sure if Swarfega is a wise idea on a cream coloured carpet.

It's just dirt/carbon/oil from the chain/sprockets from the bike, forgot to wipe my feet as I came back into the house! Been scrubbing it vigorously for over an hour to no joy.

 

RE: You could try Swarfega

try typing stain removal into google

 

Vanish Carpet and upholstry cleaner

A mouse that you spray over it, leave and then gently rub.

Used in on a beige carpet when I laid a door down flat without realising there was quite a bit of oil on the hinges and it took it right out.

You probably haven't helped by rubbing it in for the last hour though.

 

A mouse?

You vicious bugger

 

no,but try using the garage next time,

 

doh!

I meant moose!

 

yes he could use the garage to forget to wipe his feet in the house

 

no thats too big now, i think you mean mousse!!!

 

RE: yes he could use the garage to forget to wipe his feet in the house

i don,t think folk in barnsley have got round to wiping their feet yet seeing as most of em haven,t got a carpet.

 

you really do talk ********, ahem: someone didnt wipe their feet before walking ont carpet, therefor

barnsley people dont wipe their feet and have no carpet.</p>

Makes sense </p>

 

There not feet ,more like paws..

you w.ankers are still evolving.

 

outdone so you revert to insults

you pikeys really have no ethics nor brains</p>

 

RE: outdone so you revert to insults

ze sticka and ze stones maya breaka ma bonez but ze vords vill never urta me.

 

RE: outdone so you revert to insults

now you see, going to school means that we can write proper words, do you want a dictionary for christmas?

 

RE: WD40

 

Have you tried a blowlamp?