Obviously pie in the sky. Filled with ********. And not even a proper pie - one of those that you get in a service station with the filling in a bowl and a pastry lid on top.
A casserole with a pastry lid you mean? A pie should have the delicious filling completely ensconsed within pastry. Shortcrust at that....
shame can take him for me. Liability. Cost us a goal again at Rotherham with his desire to go on a solo jaunt with the ball out of central defence - only to lose it and consequently the goal!