What happened with Kay?

Davey: Erm - Anthony ... Gord's got something to say
Kay: Okay
Gord: Reyt then thee - thaz dropped
Kay: I'm sorry?
Gord: Thaz dropped - me & Marty Wilkinsword think Kyel Reid & Rowan Atkinson are better centre thingybob's than you
Kay: Erm - I'm on the bench again?
Gord: Aye
Kay: So - let's get this right ... one minute I'm captain & the next I'm replaced by a bloke who runs in slow motion & a lad who played in the conference last year?
Gord: Half past six
Kay: Pardon?
Gord: It's that first goal against Swansea
Kay: Cardiff
Gord: Aye, Swansea ... tha should've launched it away so they had to scramble jets from Blackpool Tower filled wi Airedale Terriers
Kay: I did make a few mistakes, but I think I've been pretty good this season
Gord: Neyw - tha rubbish
Kay: What does Simon think?
Gord: Who?
Kay: Simon. Davey. The Manager.
Gord: Oh aye - Simon. He's busy setting on a ballet coach.
Kay: What?
Gord: Ballet. We're going to have you doing ballet & yoga.
Kay: How much have these coaches cost?
Gord: Therteh six pence
Kay: How much?
Gord: Last offer - now do you want the ballet coach job?
Kay: You what?
Gord: Offer withdrawn - now get out of my office
Kay: But Gord, we're in the dressing room showers. Naked.
Gord: I said get out

* Gord & Simon skip naked from the showers to the theme tune to Bullseye.

(c) I've actually no idea what went on - 2007 Ltd

 

The best yet - bravo.

 

To be fair ...

... I'm not really a Butcher.