What I did on my summer holiday... by Theo Walcott

> What I did on my summer holiday
> by Theo Walcott
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> I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other
> grown ups. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We

> are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle
> Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get

> their underpants mixed up all the time.
>
> On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and
> wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so
> does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
>
> Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle

> Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks
> like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses
> and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me
> some pop.
>
> In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says
> we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long
> time ago.
>
> While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with
> Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and
> got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had
> eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and

> let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and
> sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
>
> I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he
> bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands
> on it.
>
> All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he
> plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol

> happy, that's why I got taken on holiday.
>
> The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,
> Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not
> talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps.

> Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss
> last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum
> for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in
> books, he is rubbish at football though.
>
> Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got
> better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I

> do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I
> should while we are here, they are too tight for me.
>
> All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood

> on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all
> saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I
> had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in
> his pocket, I think.
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