What I would wish for.....

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Nov 19, 2005.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
    The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,
    "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish
    Genie. So... What'll it be?"
    The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
    See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and
    I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.

    It will bring about world peace and harmony."
    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
    These countries have been at war for thousands of years.
    I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good
    but not THAT good!
    I don't think it can be done.
    Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a
    minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You
    know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the
    house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family,
    doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish
    for...a good man."

    The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the ******* map again."
     

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