What if?..... Spin and Nads

Massto fails to get a work permit
Nads already gone
Peter not coming
Hayes gone

Were left with 1 recognised striker in Istvan - again. DOH!

We could be left high and dry here playing catchup.

We have gone from "the club wont announce anything until the deals are signed and sealed" to:

we are deffo after lucketti
we have bids in for a keeper, a left back and a defender

Whats up Gord? Are the season ticket sales not going very well before deadline day?
lol

The club dont do itself any favours bitching about Nads! They shoudl have just let it go and moved on. If they were that bothered they should have re-signed him last season.

NUFF SAID.

 

You see the worst case scenario ......

...... as being &quot;just&quot; Stan up front ?</p>

The way I see it, the worst case is Stan, Odejayi and Coulson. Which is not an &quot;end of the world&quot; worst case, surely. Add to that a couple of un-tested reserves it's not as though we are exactly short is it ?</p>

 

Do they make goal poachers any more? I'd like one of those please. It's nice looking at classy goals from Howard and the like, but I'd be quite happy looking at a lot more 3 yarders myself*

*on telly obviously

 

davey's in jamaica at the mo looking

for three yardies. does that help us up front?

 

Very good.

If you added 40 emoticons to that, you'd soon win Stevie over.

 

i no its childish but could u edit "win to "bend" in your last post...... just for fun

 

Don't drag me into your virtual fight. My imagination has an epic 'Matrix' style battle with a massive smiley face smoking a cigar and following your last comment, I can't get past Micheal Barrymore to represent yourself. Should I put a pool into the mix?

 

standard english or nine ball? and ive got nowt against stevie, he just said i was trying to be like the full ponty or summat. never saw full ponty on here it was before my time

 

BUT. What if....

Greame Souness buys us and brings in Eto'o & Torres?

 

Torres

Not a bad idea. They do some very nice Pinot Noirs. Would certainly help Saturday afternoon along nicely.

 

"never saw full ponty on here it was before my time"

WTF?
I'm not dead, you Joey.

Every fecker wants to be like me.
Bald, big nosed & **** ugly.

Does this site now have a subscription link from the Samaritans website or summat?
I've never seen as many Deacons in one place.

 

I thought Torres were from Spain?

Nice Tempranillo & all that.

Torres the bull.
Nardiello the stoat.
Shuker the dwarf rabbit.

 

RE: "never saw full ponty on here it was before my time"

well thats me told. appparently im a very poor imitation of yourself.......

 

They are - they grow Pinot Noir in Spain too

Although obviously Burgundy is the traditional home of Pinot Noir. Hence my current location.

 

Really?

I didn't think it was possible to be less funny than I am.
Congratulations.
You win a season ticket in the Welcome Stand & a box of Andrex slav tissues.

Why are you a "dead red"?
Are you posting from the grave?
Are you Joe Joyce's moustache?

 

Interesting.

The last time I was in Spain they could produce Pinot Noir but couldn't sell it outside their region.
Just shows how out of touch I am.

I've started drinking meths instead.
From a broken pint pot.

Which makes me roughly 4.3 billion times more sophisticated than the Isle of Wight bumdog.

 

RE: Really?

thedeadred was actually a typo my name is Mr. Ted Eadred.

im posting from "A" grave( you be surprised what you can steal from a corpse......)

and do i have to go to the box office for my tissues or will they be waiting for me on my seat?

thanking you muchly

your humble apprentish

 

He Lives at Camp Hill don't you know

in the Governors old house, with a laydee

 

it's not really the governors old house, but yes I do have an imaginary wife.

 

Don't shatter my illusions

I was imagining a right stately pile, sitting proud atop a hill and overlooking cottages for the workers.
With Mrs Isle of Wight Tyke busily tending her front bush in readiness for the summer fete