What is the age of consent for dogs?

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I mean, how old have they got to be before you’re legally allowed to shag them? It can’t be 16; most of them are dead by then. Got my eye on next door’s red setter, but it’s only a young ‘un. The last thing I want is to be labelled a paedophile.
     
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    Depends what sex it is

    I think it's older if you want to have sex with boy dogs.
     
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    RE: Depends what sex it is

    I'm not gay FFS.
     
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    Is it a dog or a bitch ? nt
     
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    Good question Jay, I think it'd work out at about 2.5 of our earth years.

    I hope that helps.
     
  6. Gue

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    Spaniels can be nailed at a young age

    Cos they never really grow up.</p>

    Labradors then I think it's 8 ( 56 in dog years )</p>

    And big dogs lipstick.</p>
     
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    Are you using the 7 dog years to 1 human year formula?

    Good thinking
     
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    2 years 5 months nt
     
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    Two blokes got busted for that.

    They got caught with a greyhound round the back of Kingsley dog track.</p>

    The bloke holding its head got three months.</p>
     
  10. Gue

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    5 months = 35 months in dog years = 2 yrs 11 months

    = 16 yrs 11 months. Why should we have to wait 11 months ?
     
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    Yes and I've rounded it up a bit which will help with any confusion over breeds. Spaniels vs whatever else Dirk said would be a good example.
     
  12. Gue

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    Sandwiches all over the monitor.

    Dirty, dirty b-stards.
     
  13. JLWBigLil

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    To allow

    The genitals to fully mature .
     
  14. Gue

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    Who's ? nt
     
  15. Cas

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    That is the funniest post for about three years

    brilliant
     
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    Good question

    If Jay waits until it's in season , then he doesn't need to bother with foreplay , either .
     
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    I said the bloke holding its head got three months. nt
     
  18. Gue

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    *cough*

    I see. </p>

    You have mayle btw.</p>
     
  19. Cas

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    If they are underage and you take photo's of them ... guess where this is going?

    Teehee
     
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    Erm, what did the other bloke get?

    * gets snare & cymbal at the ready ...
     

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