What Nile Ranger's said on twitter since he joined..

'seriously considering the Barnsley move now that Nandos in Leeds have offered to put a shuttle bus on...'
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'just made myself as a Barnsley player on FIFA... shooting 20, off the ball 20, pace 20, skill 20, strength 20, ability to avoid the law 1, time spent in Nandos 20, time on parole 20, pimping rides 10, ability to keep pants up 1 #gangsta'
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'shagged my first Barnsley lass today.. bush like a flamboyant cloud... then I pierced that cloud like a Red Arrow through a Cumulonimbus..'
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'What can Barnsley expect from Da Realisssst? Half Ashley Ward, half Georgi Hristov, half Mark Morrison... plus I will **** a lot of local slags.'
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'Nailed another of Barnsley's finest this afternoon. Face like an over-microwaved jacket potato..'
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'want to thank the #NUFC fans for their support. It will be an honour to score against you for a non-league club in the FA Cup in 5 years time..'
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Just in case you arent sure, its @RealNileRanger and yes, its a parody account.. I laughed anyway!
Not as good as @Not_Keith_Hill though. His tweets at the weekend were sh*it-hot..

 

Hahahahahahaha BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Whoever runs the account knows the local ladies well

 

And they're familiar with Hristov and his love of the local ladies

 

tbf the parody accounts are much better than the real thing.