What the HELL.......... has happened to the TARN on Friday neet

Ant been in for a couple of months
It seems the old uglies have invaded.....big time
It were like the zombies revenge
And the beautiful young pretty things have gone
My God, it were like watching a wildlife programme in some of the boozers
And pubs were empty.......it int a patch on what it was 5 - 10 years ago
Wellington Stret at 10:15 were dead
I left at 11:15 pm, I couldn't stand anymore
Is there owt int TARN worth visiting

 

There was a sheff girl named Dot
Who lived off pig shat and snot
When she couldn’t find these
She’d eat the green cheese
That grew out the sides of her twot!</p>

red army..</p>

 

Out of interest....

What bars did ya go in?

 

Keep the faith

The pub managers know what they're doing. The beautiful young pretty things who've left weren't as good as you remembered them being and anyway everyone's working behind the scenes to bring in some Page 3 girls for next year. Unfortunately we missed out on Sharapova and Cuthbert (sorry, Wayne). In the meantime, we're giving the old uglies a chance to earn a contract and we're hoping to bring in Lusardi and Fox on loan to add some experience in the Wellington Street area.

So keep the faith and stop being so negative.

 

I thought they all looked the same at chucking out time </p>

 

RE: Out of interest....bars

Chennels.........but couldn't get served even though there were only 12 people in the pub. 12 in what used to be and should still be the main boozer in town
Yates
Walkabout
Irish bar
Stood at the door of Blah Blah.....and decided against it
Ticket Office
What used to be sports bar
Chicago Rock

Taxi..........home

 

Chennels, it is criminal what as happened there,if I own the Chennels I would pay Pete Bristow a £1000 per week to run it for me.</p>

Pete Bristow - top bloke</p>

 

RE: Keep the faith

ff like it

 

Agreed.........main pub in TARN......dead

Another option other than Pete would be to bring the guy from the Irish bar over to run it - he seems to be on the ball

 

Who's Pete Bristow??

 

Cheers dude.

Was just wondering if you went in Esmarelda's mate, thats all.

 

Do you get paid extra for advertising?

ff

 

RE: Agreed.........main pub in TARN......dead

who Paul McNicholas

 

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Pete Bristow used to be the manager,he did more for the striking miners than anyone else in the tarn - Pete lends a tenner</p>

 

Aaahh, so its not the **** theyve got running the place at the moment then??

 

No if im not mistaken thats his son

 

Too many bars run by too few people?

I may be wrong, but I think there was a bit of a monopoloy on Wellington Street regarding Bar ownership.

As a result, there seemed to be a lack of investment / competition and the majority of the pubs are either run down or closed down. I went in a few the other week - and was horrified at how bad they were. It's not as though they are particularly cheap either.

Silvers was about the worst. Thankfully, it has since closed down.

The majority of investment is now in the Market Hill area. It's a pity you didn't visit Blah Blah - as it is quite well run and (if you are a non smoker) the air is cool and clean. Drinks are OK too.

HTH,
Stephen

 

Toilets in Durty 'O'dwyers

Presumably you haven't visited the toilets in there.

Are they the WORST in town?

 

i blame Gordon Shepherd

and Andy Ritchie

 

I personally like Fridays in TARN. Few Ayingerbraus in local before hand, then off into Assembly, Walkabout, Blah Bar, Tempo, Quasi's & Belfry, Livingstones, Soviet then off to Tonic to finish neet off!!!