What this board needs right now is????

Some humour'' And ffs ''thedreadred'' don't try to inflict your brand of s**t on me will yeah ....

Anyone know any fish jokes ?? cause i'd really like to go and tell mine a few....

 

well........

:x

 

Of which fish should prostitutes be wary?

Jack the kipper

 

Why did the fish blush?

cos it saw the seaweed.

 

What's yellow and dangerous.

Shark infested custard.

 

What do you call a shark with a rocket launcher?

Sir.

 

What's the most musical fish?

Tuna.

 

right then, seeing as no-one else can be arsed il start...

how many BBS'ers does i take to replace a lightbulb?

answer: 184

moose to screw it in

88 guests just watchin

andrew lodge hoping to god he can sneak in the "placing of the bulb" story into his column in next weeks chron

90 complaining that its the sheppard's fault that the manager has't been backed to replace the light bulb (or if the light bulb has been replaced it was found in the lower leagues section of B & Q and is unproven at this wattage.

thedeadred to make stupid jokes about "screwing"

stevie and albatross to have an argument about the whereabouts of "the full ponty"

blackadder to point out what is obvious to even the most dim witted of the group

 

RE: Of which fish should prostitutes be wary?

Mmmm'' Not bad jay when i find them ? i reckon they must be amongst my begonias and i suppose they'll be gasping for air the little tinkers (pond) maybe not....It'll be the first one i tell them .... (clap) ....good effort.

 

There's two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other

<span class="genfont">'How do you drive this thing?'</span>

 

RE: Why did the fish blush?

Nearly spilled my Whisky (Seaweed) .... ....Very good Mr owen i liked that.... (nodding2fingers) ....

 

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other

'Can you smell fish?'

 

try these

http://www.fionasplace.net/Fishyjokes.html

 

A man was ice fishing,

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font face="courier new,courier"><font color="#000000" size="2">he drilled his first hole of the day, when a loud voice called from above, &quot;There are no fish down there&quot;. Hmmm, thought the man, so hemoved20 feet away and started drilling into the ice again. Again, the voice called, &quot;There are no fish down there&quot;.The man moved and started his drilling again. For the third time, the voice bellowed, &quot;There are no fish down there&quot;. The man, now completely confused, yelled over his shoulder, &quot;God, I appreciate your help, but why do you care if I catch any fish?&quot; The voice replied, &quot;I'm not God stupid, I'm the rink manager!&quot; </font></font></font></p>

 

can you all stop now, you're giving me a haddock.

I think you'll find that not only is that possibly the worse pun ever, it's also infinitely better then anything Gaz will say.............ever.

 

Why are fish so clever

Because they live in schools.

 

Can you repeat that , please ?

I'm a little hard of herring .

 

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank.