What time are postmen supposed to have all their letters delivered by?

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Is there a cut off point does anybody know?</p>

    My postman seems to find it difficult to post owt before 1pm.</p>

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    The cut off point is 1:30 pm

    If the mail is not delivered by this time the offending postman is shot and the remaining letters are burned.
     
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    If the post doesn't arrive by 1.30pm

    I shall scream.
     
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    That'll show 'em nt
     
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    You can go online

    And find some good Porn, if the old brown paper packet hasn't turned up yet
     
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    Thats all well and good if you haven't...

    Already had a wrestle with the bald headed champ.</p>

    Jay had a 'tom hank' over a custard slice as well earlier.</p>

    Todays going to be so boring now.</p>
     
  7. Rosco

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    Strike on today I think

    Loads of scruffy people hanging round braziers with placards outside the sorting office in Old Trafford earlier.

    Might have been a strike or it could just have been lazy postal workers having a picnic.
     
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    Today and Yesterday they've been on strike nt
     
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    A custard slice indeed

    From Belchers ?
     
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    "over a custard slice"

    Was that whilst thinking about a custard slice? The pervert!
     

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