What time is it up there?

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I think it's the same time in proper England as it is in London. nt

 

Did you know that by looking at the stars? nt

 

Yes, would you like me to describe a clear sky to you? nt

 

Please if you could

I can't see for the glare of the city out of my Fulham penthouse window.

 

oh go along, at least we don't have to pay to drive in our cities up here.

wheres that great fire when you need it..

 

You have my sympathy.

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I could help you out, I'm a property dealer. I could probably sort you out with a real house with a garden and that and you'd stillhave abitleft every month to go out and mix with some real people. You wouldn't believe the disposable income up here.</p>

 

I can afford it

Don't have nightmares about it.
You have all the little things you need in life up there.
Council Houses and Davy Lamps.

 

I fine with what I have thanks Poopy nt

 

Of course you are, you know no better. nt

 

I'm sure you can.

The one benefit of single storey living down there is that you can at least afford the tolls you have to pay to occasionally escape. Do you ever actually make it out of the city?

 

yes quite regularly

And the country too.

 

The latter being the lesser of the culture shocks I'll warrant.

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Good luck to you, one day you may never have to go back.</p>

 

A poor man's Chelsea...

 

"at least we don't have to pay to drive in our cities up here. "

yet.

 

Where are we drinking on saturday Mr loadsamoneyrangers?

I was thinking you could buy me a pint in the welders grip on the green

 

I almost swung it.

Rota for Saturday had me down for the 5.15 k/o, meaning I could have taken in our annual humiliation at Power Rangers then sauntered round to turn Keegan's big day into 10 minutes of quality telly. I was mid-email to you to arrange a pre-match snifter when it changed, before my very eyes, to a 2pm start. I'm shafted. Which is probably what the team will get too, but there you go.

 

The Springbok

That smart wine-bar/bistro thing just by the stadium. Apparently you can order a drink with your smack!!

 

The fine establishment on Nelson Mandela road

You could also get fish and chips next door in that shuttered up shop in a tower block

 

Ahhh shame. Unlucky mate.

were you tasked with having to pop out and get Gary some crisps or summat?